Barnet

 Barnet, North London, top end of the Northern line tube, its the last stop in fact... and what do we find in Barnet you may ask? Ill tell you my dear friend... fuck all.

 Barnet is a bit like the place where cats & elephants go to die. Seriously, think about it, when was the last time you saw a dead cat that hadnt been run over or an elephant that hadn't been shot?

 I don't mean that Barnet is full of dead animal carcases (although some places may smell like it), it just has an atmosphere of a place that has lost its love of life & thought bollocks to it all..

 If you want a great days shopping or a fun night out go somewhere else. If you want to meet interesting people then go to the third world, the people there are happier & less likely to rob you.

 Barnet, you would have a better & safer time playing leap frog with Micheal Barrymore in a swimming pool in Afghanistan.